So, feeling like an eccentric recluse weirdo, but without the millions or billions of dollars it might take to afford such a lifestyle, I have been resorting to some mundane, yet bizarre things to keep myself busy. Today I happened to secure two empty tissue boxes and I was instantly reminded of a slightly more famous, slightly more insane eccentric recluse weirdo. I'm speaking of course of Mr. Burns. My mucus filled brain instantly seized upon this opportunity and I made a pair of slippers out of empty tissue boxes.
I think that either tissue boxes are getting smaller or feet are getting bigger as I have very small feet and they would barely fit in the box. These slippers were wonderfully easy to construct [instructions are: insert foot into box, tear cardboard slightly to allow for a better fit, relax in great comfort], however they are not so practical. They are difficult to walk in and also quit slippery. They do not provide the warm fuzziness of my blue Fraggle Rock slippers or the cuteness of my pink Hello Kitty slippers. I am also uncertain why one would choose these for germ-blocking protection. However, I'm no crazy billionaire like Howard Hughes - he obviously knew what he was doing [there is no record of Hughes wearing tissue box slippers, but as he himself said - one should never check an interesting fact].
Hop in the Spruce Moose!
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Haha, how fun!
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